Happy Endings (2005)

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Jude

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Quotes 

• Jude : What's the matter? Boy trouble?

  Otis : Fuck you, Jude!

• Mamie : I'm not pro-life, though.

  Jude : Who is, once you start to pay attention?

• Jude : What's going on?

  Nicky : He knows you're just after his money. And I told him what you had over me, and he doesn't care that I'm gay.

  Frank : I care, I care, of course I care. It's not good news.

• Mamie : What kind of movies does this guy make?

  Jude : I don't know. He's an idiot. The kind idiots make, I guess.

• Jude : Nothing comes off the money you're gonna get 30 years from now when your dad dies from too much sex. You don't have to call me mom - all the time.

• Jude : Hey, do you guys mind if I ask you something?

  Alvin : She's not in rehab for drugs. It's just booze. Plus, she's a vomiter.

  Miles : A fat vomiter, which is fucking useless.

  Jude : No... just, why is Otis the leader?

• Jude : [singing]  How lucky am I?

• Jude : We're breaking up.

  Otis : What?

  Jude : Look, I'm not gonna screw you *and* your dad.

• Jude : I think your Dad's home. You totally owe me, dude. He doesn't think you're a 'mo anymore.

  [as he pulls his shirt on] 

  Otis : Hey, I am not gay.

  [pointing to the bed] 

  Otis : Hello?

  [Jude turns on his TV, revealing a gay porn video] 

  Jude : You "hello".