Happy Endings (2005)

Steve Coogan: Charley

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Quotes 

• Gil : She wouldn't lie.

  Charley : She's a mother. It's a sick, sick bond. Think of yours; think of mine. It's unwholesome.

• [first lines] 

  Charley : [chasing Mamie]  Wait! Wait!

  Woman Driver : [hits Mamie]  My God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I didn't see her! I didn't see her!

  Charley : Oh my God!

  Woman Driver : Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't see her!

  Charley : Do you have a cell? Call 911!

  Woman Driver : Oh God.

  Passerby : Hey, is she all right?

  Charley : I don't know.

  Woman Driver : [on phone]  911? Yes, hurry, we need an ambulance quick.

  Title Card : She's not dead. / No one dies in this movie, not on-screen. It's a comedy, sort of.

• [finding out that Charley lied about Gil being sick] 

  Diane : You miserable little faggot.

  Charley : Oh, that's mature. Homophobe much?