Michelle Michaels: Candy

Quotes 

• [after Candy learns of Susan's hookup with the video store clerk] 

  Candy : You little ho-biscuit.

  Susan Strain : I know. That part was easy. But then, when we were all done, he started asking me about my movies. Which ones I liked and which ones I hated and who were my favorite girls. So I just started picking names of boxes in the video store. I was really just making it up as I went along.

  Candy : And?

  Susan Strain : Well, apparently Julia Ann is a hottie, but Brittany Andrews has the sweeter pussy. At least, that's what Stephanie thinks. But you haven't lived until you've fucked Asia Carrera with a strap-on.

• Rick : You ever seen Bugs Bunny in a dress? Yeah, now that's sexy. So how about it? We got time for this quickie?

  Candy : Okay. I guess that's why you always say let's fuck like bunnies, huh?