Tongan Ninja (2002)
Jemaine Clement: Action Fighter (Marvin)
Quotes
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Action Fighter : So, you are the infamous Gun Man
Gun Man : That's right
Action Fighter : I hear you're good with guns
Gun Man : I'm not just good; I'm the best
Action Fighter : I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?
Gun Man : I kneecapped him and then I killed him
Action Fighter : Nice
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Tongan Ninja : He's your father?
Action Fighter : Yes, and what's more I am his son
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Tongan Ninja : You fight like a clown
Action Fighter : That is because I was trained by a fool
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Tongan Ninja : Marvin!
Action Fighter : That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter
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Action Fighter : Your father was eaten by a fish!
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Action Fighter : Welcome to my patio of death!
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Action Fighter : And then there was this other guy... I gouged out his eyes, swapped them around, and then replaced them... as a joke!
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Action Fighter : You fight like a baby, a dead baby!
