Madagascar (2005)

Elisa Gabrielli: Old Lady

Quotes 

• Old Lady : [after beating Alex with her purse and spraying him in the eyes with mace]  You are a bad kitty!

• [the animals are surrounded by police] 

  Marty the Zebra : [whispering]  It's the man.

  [loudly] 

  Marty the Zebra : Good evening, officers!

  Alex the Lion : No. No. Nope. You don't talk now. Okay? You're not so good with the "putting the words together and they're coming out good" thing. You keep it "shh"!

  [turns to the people] 

  Alex the Lion : Hey! How you doing? Yeah. You know what? Everything's cool. We just, uh, had a little situation here. Little internal situation. Actually, my friend just went a little crazy. It happens to everybody. The city gets to us all. Just went a little cuckoo in the head.

  Marty the Zebra : [interrupting]  Hey! Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head.

  Alex the Lion : Just shush! I will handle this.

  Old Lady : [kicks Alex in between the legs]  Oh, I got him!

  [gets pulled away by police] 

  Alex the Lion : Oh! Would you give a guy a break? Aw! We're just gonna take my little friend here home and... uh, forget this ever happened. All right? No harm, no foul, right? Oh, no, no, no. Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion. From the zoo. Rrrr!

  [roars, scaring the people] 

  Alex the Lion : Rrrr! What's the matter with them?

  [gets shot in the butt by a purple tranquilizer dart] 

  Alex the Lion : Ow! Ow.

  [starts to faint] 

  Alex the Lion : Wow! Whoo! I feel really, really weird. Hey! Aw. I love you guys.

  [in slow motion] 

  Alex the Lion : I love you so much...