Madagascar (2005)

Cedric The Entertainer: Maurice

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Quotes 

• Mort the Mouse Lemur : King Julian! What are they?

  [shouts] 

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : What are they?

  Julian : They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!

  Maurice : They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : [begins weeping] 

  Julian : Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!

• Mort the Mouse Lemur : They are savages! Tonight we die.

  Julian : The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?

  Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely]  E-he.

• Maurice : [flatly]  Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.

• Maurice : What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!

  Julian : Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebiedibigibies? No? Good. So shut up.

• Alex the Lion : Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?

  Julian : Who wipes?

  Gloria the Hippo : Oy vey.

  Julian : Oy vey!

  Maurice : Oy vey, everybody!

  [Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"] 

• Julian : [Mort grabs Julian's foot]  What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!

  Maurice : He did tell you about the feet.

  Mort the Mouse Lemur : [cutely]  He he!

• Julian : Wait! I have a plan.

  Maurice : Really?

  Julian : I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.

  [Julian kicks Mort out in the open] 

  Marty the Zebra : Hi there!

  Alex the Lion : No, I will handle this. Alex handles it. Marty says nothing.

  [approaches the frightened Mort] 

  Alex the Lion : Hi there!

  [Mort starts to cry] 

  Alex the Lion : Oh, geez!

  Melman the Giraffe : Oh, Alex. What did you do?

  Alex the Lion : No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.

  [Mort cries louder] 

  Alex the Lion : Oh, jeez!

• Julian : They're just a bunch of pansies.

  Maurice : I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.

  Julian : Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!

• Alex the Lion : Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.

  Julian : [from the ground underneath Alex]  Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!

  Melman the Giraffe : Hey, the bozos have the people.

  Alex the Lion : Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!

  Julian : They're up there.

  [points up at skeletons dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness] 

  Julian : Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.

  Alex the Lion : Oh... wow... so, do you have any *live* people?

  Julian : Uhh... no, only dead ones.

  Maurice : I mean, if we had a bunch of live people running around, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?

• Maurice : Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting-and-eating machine. And he eats steak... which is you.