Real Time with Bill Maher (2003– )

Ann Coulter: Self, Self - Guest, Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• Bill Maher : All right, speaking of brave women, I have Ann Coulter waiting for me via satellite.

  Richard Belzer : I'm going to leave.

  [starts to walk off] 

  Bill Maher : Don't! No, no, you're not! Sit right there! You know what? This is what's wrong with America. People don't even want to listen to each other. She is a friend of mine, and you will listen.

  Richard Belzer : She's a Fascist Party doll! Go ahead, just show her, baby. I think she's had some work done. But go ahead.

  Bill Maher : No. SHUT UP, BELZER!

  [to Ann] 

  Bill Maher : Boy, I'm trying to defend you, baby, but it ain't easy over here.

  Ann Coulter : Hey, is that Richard - is that Richard Belzer on the panel?

  Bill Maher : Boy, is he.

  Ann Coulter : I thought it was Osama bin Laden. I can only hear.

  Bill Maher : [after the interview with Ann]  Ann Coulter, ladies and gentlemen! Jesus Christ, this is what is wrong with this - and I want to get to this. You know, this is a friend of mine, and this is - I think you guys - you - this is why...

  Richard Belzer : What are you talking about?

  Bill Maher : No, I'm saying that people...

  Richard Belzer : I've seen her hundreds of times.

  Bill Maher : I know, but...

  Richard Belzer : She's a repugnant person who says the most vile things. She lies. She's a liar and you know that. You just confronted her on ten different things. I mean, come on, man! Some people, you have to call them for what they are.