The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Dee Bradley Baker: Man Cop, Phil, Perch Perkins, Waiter, Attendant #1, Thug #1, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Frog Fish Monster, Freed Fish, Sandals

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Quotes 

• Patrick Star : Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'M a kid!

  Waiter : Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

  Patrick Star : Uh, I'm supposed to get a toy with this?

  [toy smacks Patrick in the face] 

  Patrick Star : Thanks.

• Attendant #1 : You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

  [they drive over the line; a thief stops them] 

  Thief : Out of the car, fellas.

  [thief drives off with Patty Wagon] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : How many seconds was that?

  Attendant #2 : Twelve.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : ...IN YOUR FACE!

  [start laughing hysterically at attendants before walking away over county line] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [pulling up to the gas station with Patrick in the patty wagon - a hamburger on wheels]  Fill her up, please.

  Attendant #1 : [looking at the patty wagon slightly bemused]  What'll it be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?

• Waiter : [slowly swims into SpongeBob's vision as he wakes up]  Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [after recovering]  Oh, my head.

  [He looks drunk] 

  Waiter : Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : My

  [belch] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : ...friend?

  [notices Patrick lying under a collapsed table] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?

  [falls over] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...

  [remembers what happened the day before, face switches from horror to anger] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Disgustedly]  Mr. Krabs.

• Perch Perkins : First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs.

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Hello, I like money.

  Perch Perkins : What inspired you to build the a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Money!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Take it easy, friend, I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be juust fine.

  Phil : I'm really scared here, man.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You got a name?

  Phil : Phil

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You got a family Phil?

  Phil : [can't speak, too scared] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [snapping his fingers]  Come on Phil, stay with me, lets hear about that family!

  Phil : I got a wife, and two beautiful children

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Thats what it's all about. I want you to do me a favour Phil.

  Phil : What?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Say cheese.

  [Slowly places the cheese in the Krabby Patty while a sound like a heartrate monitor starts speeding up in the backround] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [after coming out of the Krusty Krab restaurant with the now smiling Phil holding a Krabby Patty with cheese]  Order Up!