The Muppets Go to the Movies (1981 TV Movie)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Joe, Beauregard, Fireman
Quotes
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Scooter (as Porthos) : The villain has dropped something--perhaps it is a clue!
Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) : It is a crumpet.
Scooter (as Porthos) : A pumpernickel crumpet!
The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : [fighting the bandit] A pumpernickel crumpet?
Scooter (as Porthos) : And furthermore, it has lumps all over it.
The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : A lumpy pumpernickel crumpet?
Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) : A crumpy lumpernickel pumpet?
Scooter (as Porthos) : And in all of France, there is but one bakery which makes such a delicacy!
The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : And that bakery is?
Scooter (as Porthos) : Humperdinck's!
The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : Egad! Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpet?
Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) : Egad! Humperdinck's lumpy humple-crumple pumplehumple...
Scooter (as Porthos) : And who is the man who loves Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets beyond all things?
Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) , The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : We don't know, who?
Scooter (as Porthos) : That simplewimp the Scarlet Pimpernel!
The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : Yes it is!
Scooter (as Porthos) , The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : It's that simplewimp Pimpernel and his Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets!
[to audience]
Scooter (as Porthos) , The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : Ta da!
Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) : Egad! It's that simplewimp Pimpernel and humpy-humper... humpy-dumple... Can we just get on with the story?
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Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) : Egad, it's that simple wimp Pimpernel and lumpy gumpel shlumpel dumpel... can we just get on with the story?
Scooter (as Porthos) : Good idea! For there, the dreaded Scarlet Pimpernel is making his escape!
The Great Gonzo (as Athos) : Yoinks, Porthos! Thou art correct! Gummo, swing down on yond chandelier and capture yond Pimpernel!
Link Hogthrob (as Gummo) : Why me? I'm not the strong one.
Scooter (as Porthos) : No, you're the STUPID one!
