The Muppets Go to the Movies (1981 TV Movie)

Dudley Moore: Self - Guest Star

Quotes 

• Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.

  Roman Pig : What'd you do with the ones we lent you last week?

  Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : I stuck them on my chariot.

  Roman Pig : Why?

  Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Because they're chariot-ears.

  [all laugh] 

  Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Bring me my piano.

  Roman Pig : Bring Great Caesar's piano!

  [Several muppet Romans lug a grand piano onstage] 

  Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Do you know why they call me "Great Caesar"?

  Scooter : Because "Great Dudley" would sound stupid?

  Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : No, fool, because I provide my own background music.