The Muppets Go to the Movies (1981 TV Movie)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle

Quotes 

• Sam the Eagle : [translating Gummo Bergman's "Silent Strawberries"]  Ah, well, since you do not wish death, then how about a rubber chicken?

• [Backstage; Link comes hurtling through the air and lands on top of Miss Piggy. She untangles herself and stands up, furious] 

  Miss Piggy : Do you know what you just did?

  Link Hogthrob : Yes, I flew through the air with the greatest of ease. The audience loved it. They wanted an encore.

  Miss Piggy : Well, let us not disappoint them.

  [karate chopping him] 

  Miss Piggy : HIYA!

• Fozzie Bear : Wat da sukør das og sinn borgø? Snukka nut borza!

  Sam the Eagle : [translate]  What do you get when you add sugar to hamburger? Sweet-ish meatballs. What is going on?

  Fozzie Bear : Ah, druska, druska, druska!

  Sam the Eagle : [translating, unimpressed]  Wocka wocka wocka.