I, Robot (2004)

Shia LaBeouf: Farber

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• Farber : Oh, Mother-damn, she just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon.

  Detective Del Spooner : Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?

  Susan Calvin : Well it worked, didn't it?

  Farber : Spoon, she is shit-hot, man. You gotta put in a good word for me.

  Detective Del Spooner : Stop cussing!

  Farber : And go home, I gotcha.

  Detective Del Spooner : [to Calvin]  *Aim* and fire.

• NS5 Robots : You have been deemed hazardous. Will you comply?

  Farber : You can kiss my ass, metal dick!

• Farber : [after an NS5 robot grabs Spooner]  Spoon, watch out, man!

  Detective Del Spooner : [sarcastically]  Thanks a lot, Farber.

• Farber : I got this fine-ass little yummy. I mean she is complete and agreeable, ass-hot spankable, Spoon.

  Detective Del Spooner : What does that even mean?

  Farber : You know what that means, now stop barracadin' and give me the damn-ass keys!

  Detective Del Spooner : First off, stop cussing, cause you're not good at it.

  Farber : Well at least give me ten for the bus, man. I been there for you.

  Detective Del Spooner : Go home.

  Farber : Okay. That's strike one, Spoon. That's strike one!