Camp (2003)

Robin de Jesus: Michael

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Quotes 

• Vlad : Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality?

  Michael : What? You mean sleep with a straight guy? What for?

• Michael : I can't even straighten my hair!

• Vlad : Are you blushing?

  Michael : Are you kidding? I'm doing everything but bat my eyes!

• Michael : [after Vlad kisses his girlfriend, Julie]  I give up!

• Vlad : [sitting on Michael, jokingly]  So, do you forgive me?

  Michael : If I forgive you, will you get off of me?

  Vlad : Sure.

  Michael : Then, no.

• [at a drag birthday party for Michael] 

  Shaun : The only thing l have to say is, the hair on my legs better grow back, or else somebody's getting sued.

  Michael : You did not!

  Shaun : [musically]  God shave the Ka-weeeeeeen!

• [last lines] 

  Vlad : Well, now that camp's over - almost over - and we live kind of close to each other I was hoping that... we can go out sometime.

  Michael : I *know* you're not asking girlfriend out for a date after all this.

  Vlad : If she'll forgive me.

  Michael : This boy not only has cajones, but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros too.

  Ellen : [to Vlad]  Okay.

  Michael : What?

  Vlad : Really?

  Ellen : I'll go out with you.

  Michael : Ellen, you're like some Jenny Jones guest!

  Ellen : Michael, eventually I have to start hanging out with boys who don't wear dresses. I thought we came here to go swimming.

  [to Vlad] 

  Ellen : You coming in?

  Vlad : It's pretty cold.

  Ellen : I'll take my chances.

  Vlad : ...Okay.

  [they jump in lake] 

  Ellen : It's not that cold.

  Vlad : It's freezing.

  Ellen : Don't be a girl - leave that to Michael.

  [Michael jumps in lake] 

  Michael : You two are like a bad car wreck - I wash my hands of the both of you.

  Ellen : Oh yeah?

  Michael : Oh it's cold! Quit splashing!

  [scene shifts to the cast singing "The Want of a Nail"]