Camp (2003)

Vince Rimoldi: Spitzer

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Quotes 

• Ellen : Thirty foot rule?

  Spitzer : What's that?

  Ellen : Means Michael has to stay thirty feet away from him until we find out if he's straight or gay.

• Jill : Don't worry. You're only a few pounds heavier then Ellen.

  Spitzer : I think I've met your sister, Cinderella.

• Spitzer : My junior prom I stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV-Land.

  Shaun : I watched my junior prom from outside in the bushes for three hours.

  Spitzer : Oh, that's so Stella Dallas!