Fat Pizza (2003)

Tahir Bilgic: Habib Halal

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Quotes 

• Habib Halal : [at a raging grunge pub]  These people don't wash their hair! It stinks in here!

• Habib Halal : [upon seeing a police road sign targeting Lebanese]  I swear, man! These cops are always hassling us, man! Why? We're jus' like normal people, man! We do normal things, mate! We eat kebabs! We have weapons! What's wrong with these things?

• Sleek the Elite : [referring to women]  But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.

  Habib Halal : Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!

• Habib Halal : [calling out to Sleek the Elite talking to 2 women]  I got a fat, uleh! A big fat!

• Habib Halal : Don't wory about the Funculo Club, man! It's shit!

• Sleek the Elite : [whilst caught having sex with female in nightclub toilet cubicle]  Habib. How are ya, bro' ?

  Habib Halal : Go for it, Sleeky, uleh. Go for it.

  Sleek the Elite : Any hole's the go, Habib.

  Habib Halal : Give her one for me. Slam her.

  Sleek the Elite : Habib, fuck off, man, or you're gonna get wet.

• Habib Halal : [at wedding]  Rocky. I didn't bring any rice, man. Whatta we gonna throw?

  Rocky : Habib. Don't worry about the rice. I got eccys, instead.

  Habib Halal : Eccys? My god. Weddings can be so expensive.