A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Poster

Fred Gallo: Judge

Quotes 

  • Lemony Snicket : [narrating]  Sanctuary is a word which here means a small safe place in a troubling world. Like an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea. The Baudelaires enjoyed their evening in the sanctuary they helped build together, but in their hearts they knew that the troubling world lay just outside. A world, which I'm sad to say, can be described in two dismal words.

    Judge : Custody granted.

  • Count Olaf : [as Mr. Poe and those attending the play get out of their seats and converge on him]  Now, now! Let's keep our heads here! If you do anything to me, you'll just sink to my level. Not to mention setting a terrible example for the children.

    [Count Olaf gasps as he is then handcuffed by the Detective] 

    Judge : Guilty!

    Lemony Snicket : [narrating as the scene cuts back to Count Olaf as the crowd closes in on him]  I am thrilled to say that Count Olaf was captured for crimes too numerous to mention and before serving his life sentence, it was the judge's decree that Olaf be made to suffer every hardship that he forced upon the children.

    Count Olaf : [upon throwing the anchor on the broken part of the house]  Yes.

    [the broken part of the house falls into the lake. Then cuts to Count Olaf in a boat trying to fend off the Lachrymose Leeches] 

    Count Olaf : Get out.

    [Some Lachrymose Leeches get onto him] 

    Count Olaf : Oh no!

    [Cuts to a train coming towards Count Olaf who is trapped in the car on the grading as he screams] 

    Lemony Snicket : [narrating as Klaus and Sunny look towards Violet on the stage]  The Baudelaires have triumphed. A word hear means unmasking a cruel and talentless arsonist and solving the mystery of the Baudelaire Fire.

    [cuts to the Baudelaires leaving Count Olaf's house] 

    Lemony Snicket : If only justice were as kind. Count Olaf vanished after a jury of his peers overturned his sentence. As for the Baudelaires, what laid ahead of them was unclear. But one thing they knew as they climbed once again into the back of Mr. Poe's car, they were moving on.

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