Jane Lynch: Realtor
Quotes
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[after telling the children how Ike died]
Aunt Josephine : Oh, God, I hate it here.
Violet Baudelaire : Well, Aunt Josephine, have you ever thought of, maybe, moving someplace else? Maybe, if you moved away from Lake Lachrymose, you might feel better.
Aunt Josephine : Oh, I could never, never, never, never sell this house.
[pause]
Aunt Josephine : I'm terrified of realtors.
Lemony Snicket : There are two kinds of fears. Rational and irrational. Being afraid of realtors is an irrational fear.
[in a flashback]
Realtor : [shows her card to a tentative Josephine] Is this a bad time?
Aunt Josephine : [screams at the top of her lungs]
[in the present]
Klaus Baudelaire : [to Violet] We gotta get her out of the house.
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Aunt Josephine : I hate it here.
Violet Baudelaire : Well, maybe, Aunt Josephine, you should think about moving.
Aunt Josephine : Oh, I could never, ever sell this house.
[pause]
Aunt Josephine : I'm terrified of realtors.
[flashback]
Realtor : Is this a bad time?
Aunt Josephine : Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
