The Polar Express (2004)

Eddie Deezen: Know-It-All

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Quotes 

• The Conductor : ...It's five minutes to midnight.

  Know-It-All : Hey, what gives? It was five minutes to midnight four minutes ago!

  The Conductor : Exactly!

• [after he pulling the emergency brake, Lonely Boy gets on the train, Hero Girl shook her head to him and Mr. Conductor opens the door] 

  The Conductor : Who in the blazes applied that emergency brake?

  Know-It-All : [gets up, points to the Hero Boy]  He did!

  The Conductor : You!

  [He comes to the Hero Boy] 

  The Conductor : In case you didn't know, that cord is for emergency purposes only!

  [He comes to the window, train whistle blows and closes the window] 

  The Conductor : And in case you weren't aware, tonight is Christmas Eve and in case you hadn't noticed: This train is on a very tight schedule! Now, young man, Christmas may not be important to some people. But, it is very important to the rest of US!

  The Boy : But, but...

  Hero Girl : He was just trying to stop the train, so that kid could get on!

  [Conductor sees that Lonely Boy sitting alone in the next car] 

  The Conductor : I see.

  [to Hero Boy] 

  The Conductor : Young man, is that what happened?

  [He nods] 

  The Conductor : Well... Let me remind you: we are on a very tight schedule.

  [he checks his watch] 

  The Conductor : And I've never been late before and I am certainly not going to be late tonight! Now, everybody, take your seats! Please!

  [Everyone sits down] 

  The Conductor : Thank you.

• [Before re-boarding the train back home, Know-It-All gets his ticket back from the Conductor. It reads "Lean", but Know-It-All has his hand covering up a part of the ticket] 

  Know-It-All : "Lean"? Whatever that means.

  The Conductor : "Lean" is spelled with four letters. I believe I punched five.

  Know-It-All : Hey, are you saying I don't know how to...?

  [Know-It-All looks again and sees the ticket does indeed have five letters - now reading "Learn"] 

  Know-It-All : [more polite]  I'm sorry. It says "learn. " My mistake.

  [He boards the train] 

  The Conductor : Lesson learned.

• The Boy : You!

  Know-It-All : You!

  Hero Girl : What are you doing here?

  Know-It-All : Same as you. I'm checking out my Christmas presents making sure I got everything on my list. All I found is one present and all it has is just a bunch of stupid underwear!