Garden State (2004)
Michael Weston: Kenny
Quotes
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Kenny : Put your hands on your head, please.
Andrew Largeman : What?
Kenny : I said to put your motherfucking hands on your head.
[slams car door]
Kenny : Please. Eighty in a twenty-five. What are you going to tell me, you were late or you're just tired?
Andrew Largeman : I was?
Kenny : Shut the fuck up!
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Kenny : Speaking of which, how'd I do?
Andrew Largeman : You mean... as a cop?
Kenny : Yeah, you know, the whole,
[shouts]
Kenny : shut-the-fuck-up thing...
Andrew Largeman : Well, I thought you were a dick, so I guess that's good...
Kenny : [pumping his fist] Nice!
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Andrew Largeman : You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny : Yeah, I know!
Andrew Largeman : ...Why?
Kenny : I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.
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Kenny : Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!
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Kenny : Your mom just died!
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Andrew Largeman : But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.
Kenny : I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was, I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.
