Saved! (2004) Poster

(2004)

Mandy Moore: Hilary Faye

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  • Hilary Faye : Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.

    Mary : You don't know the first thing about love.

    Hilary Faye : [throws a Bible at Mary]  I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.

    Mary : [Mary holds up the Bible]  This is not a weapon! You idiot.

  • Hilary Faye : You know, secondhand smoke kills.

    Cassandra : I'm counting on it.

  • Hilary Faye : [the day after "saving" Cassandra]  Hey Cass! How do you feel?

    Cassandra : Oh, I'm a whole new girl Hay-Faye.

    Hilary Faye : I TOLD YOU! How great is Jesus?

    Cassandra : Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks though!

  • Veronica : Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.

    Hilary Faye : And then where would you be, Roland?

    Roland : China.

  • Roland : Are you okay?

    Hilary Faye : No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.

    Roland : Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something

  • Hilary Faye : Well, if it isn't the Heathens.

    Cassandra : Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch!

  • [during the school assembly, Cassandra stands up and begins yelling in Spanish] 

    Tia : [thinking]  Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues!

    [Cassandra rips open her shirt] 

    Roland : She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus!

    Patrick : [thinking]  She is, she's going to show her boobs!

    [looking horrified, Hilary Faye stands up at the podium] 

    Hilary Faye : She's saying she has a hot pussy!

    [the word "pussy" is bleeped out by microphone feedback] 

  • Pastor Skip : I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay.

    Hilary Faye : The Christian thing to do? I have been doing the CHRISTIAN THING my whole life! I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus!

    Mary : Hilary Faye...

    Hilary Faye : Oh, shut up, you fornicator!

  • [Mary is about to confess that Dean is gay] 

    Mary : I need to tell you guys something.

    [Van suddenly haults] 

    Hilary Faye : Eew.

    Veronica : Eew.

    Roland : WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.

  • Hilary Faye : Roland, does Jesus still love me?

    Roland : Probably not.

    [pause] 

    Roland : Yeah, why not.

  • Cassandra : I always get this really left out feeling at Christmas time

    Hilary Faye : [to Patrick]  Jewish.

    [Back to Cassandra] 

    Hilary Faye : Well, if you decided to accept Jesus into your heart you and your people could join in on the fun!

    Cassandra : You know what you're right! I want to join in on the fun. I don't want a Hannukah bush this year, I want a Christmas tree.

    Hilary Faye : You're playing me again?

    Cassandra : No, I want to start a personal relationship with Jesus. I want to be saved!

    Hilary Faye : Oh wow!

    [Gestures to Patrick] 

    Hilary Faye : Patrick! Oh, I don't have all my equipment! Ok, first, you have to confess all of your sins out loud.

    Cassandra : Well, there's all the swearing, I mean, I have a Goddammed dirty mouth. And the sex I mean, are we talking oral

    Hilary Faye : [claps hand over Cassandra's mouth] 

  • [doing stretches in gym class, Mary spots Patrick running laps around the girls. Patrick smiles at Mary] 

    Hilary Faye : I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too.

  • Cassandra : You can tacky up prom on your own, cause I quit.

    Hilary Faye : Quit? You can't quit!

    Cassandra : Watch me. Watch me walkin' away. Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!

  • Mary : How was your summer, Roland?

    Roland : What?

    Mary : Your summer. How was it?

    Roland : Oh, it was great. I went roller-skating, water-skiing, learnt to kickbox. The usual.

    Hilary Faye : Roland, why do you always have to make everyone feel so awkward about your differently-abled-ness?

  • Hilary Faye : Come on, you're not born a gay. You're born again.

  • Cassandra : I should kick your fat Christian ass right now.

    Hilary Faye : You know what? Whatever!

    [walks away] 

    Hilary Faye : And I'm not even fat!

    Cassandra : Your head is fat! Oh! And your ass is fat!

    Hilary Faye : WHATEVER!

  • Hilary Faye : [to Cassandra while putting up Prom decorations]  You better be wearing underpants this time.

  • Hilary Faye : [at a shooting range]  Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some

    [cocks gun] 

    Hilary Faye : rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary.

  • Pastor Skip : [to the Christian Jewels]  Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.

    Hilary Faye : Yeah, me too.

    Pastor Skip : Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus.

    Tia : You mean like shoot her.

    Pastor Skip : No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.

  • Tia : Stop being so stingy!

    [eats chocolate] 

    Hilary Faye : What? They're my Valentine's day chocolates.

    Tia : Hilary Faye, you bought them for yourself so it doesn't count.

  • Cassandra : [Drunk]  Hey Roland. Wanna get outta here and you can take me for a spin on that thing... RELEASE HIS PARKING BRAKE HILARY FAYE!

    Hilary Faye : Oh, God, you smell like Tia's dad, have you been drinking?

  • Hilary Faye : I knew Mary was hiding something. The thought of her humping that pervert... I still can't believe Roland never showed up.

    Veronica : I can't believe your brother called you the "c" word.

    Tia : I can't believe we have to go to Prom in this van.

    Hilary Faye : Look, when I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out and the limo driver wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back.

    Tia : [pause]  It's bad enough we don't even have dates.

  • [repeated line] 

    Hilary Faye : PASTOR SKIP!

  • Hilary Faye : You better be wearing underwear this time.

    Cassandra : [looks over shoulder and down ladder at Hilary Faye]  Heh.

  • Tia : JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS!

    Hilary Faye : Tia, calm down!

  • Hilary Faye : Lay off the tiara, Tia!

  • Hilary Faye : Want to get something to eat with us?

    Patrick : We're going to DQ.

    Cassandra : Why? So we can watch Hilary Faye try to get into your Easter basket? No thanks.

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