Pinocchio 3000 (2003)

Ellen David: House

Quotes 

• Geppetto : Now just be yourself at school. School bag. And listen to what your teacher says.

  [the robot arm puts the backpack on Pinocchio] 

  Spencer : Calm down doc. Now remember chew your food ten times before you speak.

  Pinocchio : But robots don't eat.

  Geppetto : Don't mix them up with your sayings Spencer. Doesn't my son look good?

  [Geppetto hugs Pinocchio] 

  Spencer : Say cheese.

  [Spencer takes the picture with his digital camera eye] 

  Geppetto : Hurry you're going to be late.

  [They walk out the front door outside] 

  Pinocchio : Bye dad.

  [Pinocchio waves goodbye and walks to school with Spencer the Penguin] 

  Geppetto : My son in school.

  House : You should be proud Mr. Geppetto.

• Geppetto : [after closing the metal casing on Pinocchio the robot]  Ahh, finally. Spencer, Spencer!

  House : Your butler is in the freezer Mr. Geppetto, sneaking a cold one.

  Geppetto : Thanks house, Spencer come out of there, I need your help. It isn't bedtime Spencer.

  [Geppetto opens Spencer's freezer door with Spencer lying on the floor] 

  Geppetto : Absolutely, it's true doc, but as Sam Penguin e says, Early to bed and early to rise, gets you the scummy worm surprise. Did you see what was on TV huh?

  Geppetto : Hurry Spencer! It's time!

  Spencer : Time?

  House : Time? It's always time for a good cup of coffee.

  [the robot arms of the house gets the teapot and teacup and pours in coffee with Geppetto takes and drinks] 

  Spencer : You mean he's really, really ready?

  Geppetto : Uh huh.

  Spencer : Ga ho ho! Hooray! Better light that ends well!

  [Geppetto sets down the plate and it falls off but the robotic arms quickly grab the cup and plate before it hits the floor] 

  Geppetto : To work! The clock is ticking.

  Spencer : As as, cousin Guinevere says, time is golden!

  Geppetto : Spencer!

  Spencer : And science is money.

  [Geppetto puts on his goggles and works and types on his hologram laptop computer] 

  Geppetto : Power it up, very slowly.

  [Pinocchio's metal casing is lowered to a standing position] 

  Spencer : High, high tension mouse. The atmosphere is a buzz with electricity, current affairs about to run their course. The energy in the room is supercharged.