Man of the House (I) (2005)

Anne Archer: Professor Molly McCarthy

Quotes 

• Roland Sharp : I gave up alcohol about 10 years ago.

  Molly McCarthy : Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?

  Roland Sharp : Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!

• Molly McCarthy : Can't make up your mind?

  Roland Sharp : Do I need the slim fit, the regular protection, or the one with wings?

  Molly McCarthy : The ones with the wings. Definitely.

  [Beat] 

  Molly McCarthy : Cucumber-melon body spray. Vanilla-smoothie bikini cream. Sounds like a busy and painful night for your wife.

  Roland Sharp : I'm divorced. These things are for the girls.

  Molly McCarthy : The cheerleaders? You do their shopping for them?

  Roland Sharp : [Nods] 

  Molly McCarthy : You are a curious fella, Mr. Sharp.

  [Beat] 

  Molly McCarthy : You gay?

  Roland Sharp : No. Girls are all tied up, studyin'. And I volunteered to help out and pick up a few things.

  Molly McCarthy : Are you sleeping with any or possibly all of these girls?

  Roland Sharp : No.

  Molly McCarthy : Wanna have dinner with me tomorrow night?

  Roland Sharp : Negative.

  Molly McCarthy : Negative?

  Roland Sharp : It's not really possible, what with work and all.

  Molly McCarthy : Well, OK, that plane just flew into the side of the mountain. Call off the search, no survivors.

  [Beat] 

  Molly McCarthy : Have a pleasant evening.