Man of the House (I) (2005)
Anne Archer: Professor Molly McCarthy
Quotes
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Roland Sharp : I gave up alcohol about 10 years ago.
Molly McCarthy : Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?
Roland Sharp : Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!
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Molly McCarthy : Can't make up your mind?
Roland Sharp : Do I need the slim fit, the regular protection, or the one with wings?
Molly McCarthy : The ones with the wings. Definitely.
[Beat]
Molly McCarthy : Cucumber-melon body spray. Vanilla-smoothie bikini cream. Sounds like a busy and painful night for your wife.
Roland Sharp : I'm divorced. These things are for the girls.
Molly McCarthy : The cheerleaders? You do their shopping for them?
Roland Sharp : [Nods]
Molly McCarthy : You are a curious fella, Mr. Sharp.
[Beat]
Molly McCarthy : You gay?
Roland Sharp : No. Girls are all tied up, studyin'. And I volunteered to help out and pick up a few things.
Molly McCarthy : Are you sleeping with any or possibly all of these girls?
Roland Sharp : No.
Molly McCarthy : Wanna have dinner with me tomorrow night?
Roland Sharp : Negative.
Molly McCarthy : Negative?
Roland Sharp : It's not really possible, what with work and all.
Molly McCarthy : Well, OK, that plane just flew into the side of the mountain. Call off the search, no survivors.
[Beat]
Molly McCarthy : Have a pleasant evening.