Bat Thumb (2001)

Mark DeCarlo: Fred, Narrator, Bank Depositer, Millionaire

Quotes 

• Bank Depositer : Hi, I'd like to make a deposit.

  Bank Teller : [gasps in disgust and slaps him] 

  Bank Depositer : [holds up money]  Money. I'd like to deposit money.

  Bank Teller : [gasps in disgust and slaps him] 

  Bank Depositer : In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank.

  Bank Teller : [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out] 

• Wuce Bayne : Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave!

  Fred : [drunk]  ... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside.

  Wuce Bayne : ...That's fine, Fred.

  Fred : Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy!

  [wanders off]