Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular (2003 TV Movie)
Adam Pospisil: Orson
Quotes
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Orson : [Meeting Hannah Marie for the first time] Hi.
Hannah Marie : Hi... are you a real vampire?
Orson : Of course I'm a real vampire, are you a real human?
Hannah Marie : Yeah, but... you're just a kid.
Orson : So are you.
Hannah Marie : Do you go to school?
Orson : Sure, night school. Don't you go to school?
Hannah Marie : I go to school... Sacred Heart.
Orson : Mm, sounds tasty. But you go during the day.
Hannah Marie : So?
Orson : How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?
Hannah Marie : [giggles] I can't see in the dark.
Orson : [surprised] You can't?
Ruby : [aside to Scary Godmother] It's his first real human.
Scary Godmother : [smiles] Cute.
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Hannah Marie : [looking in the fridge] See anything you wanna eat?
[Orson makes a move to bite her, but Hannah Marie sticks carrots onto his fangs]
Hannah Marie : I mean in the fridge silly.
Orson : [annoyed] I was just kidding.
Hannah Marie : I know, I'm not afraid of you.
Orson : [pulls the carrots off] You should be! Someday I'll be King of the Night!
Hannah Marie : Someday I'll be a movie star-princess-veterinarian-astronaut-ballerina. With a pony.
Orson : [smiles] Cool.
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[With the party food all gone, Scary Godmother and her broommates have decided to order pizza]
Count Max : Pizza, huh! Back in my day we'd never thought of putting cheese and sauce and-
[Ruby elbows him]
Count Max : Pizza is a... groovy idea.
[gives two thumbs up]
Hannah Marie : [giggles to Orson] 'Groovy'?
[mimics the two thumbs up]
Orson : [groans] I know, they're so embarrassing I could just live.