Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular (2003 TV Movie)

Britt McKillip: Hannah Marie

Quotes 

• Skully Pettibone : [after explaining his job to Hannah Marie]  But when it comes to Halloween night I love nothing more than to roll the bones at a good party. You are staying for the party aren't you?

  Hannah Marie : [unsure]  Yes...

  Skully Pettibone : [confused]  Oh... well... good.

  Hannah Marie : I don't know, Scary Godmother said that there'll be monsters at the party. And I'm scared of monsters.

  Skully Pettibone : [laughs]  Oh my, you just haven't met enough good ones yet. You see Hannah, monsters are a lot like spiders: some are real nice, and some are not so nice. But all of them are creepy and crawly!

  [Hannah Marie shudders and faints. Scary Godmother pulls Skully aside] 

  Scary Godmother : [whispers, annoyed]  Was that supposed to help?

  Skully Pettibone : Yes. Do you think it worked?

  Scary Godmother : [dryly]  Yes.

• [Scary Godmother's doorbell rings] 

  Scary Godmother : I'll get it! How do I look?

  Skully Pettibone : Mm, frightful!

  Scary Godmother : You're too kind.

  [opens the door to reveal Harry the Werewolf] 

  Hannah Marie : Ahh! A Monster!

  [hides behind a chair] 

  Scary Godmother : [aside to Skully]  Only to his mother.

  [to Hannah Marie] 

  Scary Godmother : It's just Harry. Hi Harry, come on in.

  Harry the Werewolf : [enters the room]  Thank you Scary Godmother, I don't mind if I do.

• Orson : [Meeting Hannah Marie for the first time]  Hi.

  Hannah Marie : Hi... are you a real vampire?

  Orson : Of course I'm a real vampire, are you a real human?

  Hannah Marie : Yeah, but... you're just a kid.

  Orson : So are you.

  Hannah Marie : Do you go to school?

  Orson : Sure, night school. Don't you go to school?

  Hannah Marie : I go to school... Sacred Heart.

  Orson : Mm, sounds tasty. But you go during the day.

  Hannah Marie : So?

  Orson : How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?

  Hannah Marie : [giggles]  I can't see in the dark.

  Orson : [surprised]  You can't?

  Ruby : [aside to Scary Godmother]  It's his first real human.

  Scary Godmother : [smiles]  Cute.

• [Hannah Marie is running away from Bug-a-Boo with fear, when she sees her Trick-Or-Treat bag] 

  Hannah Marie : My flashlight! That'll save me.

  [Grabs her flashlight] 

  Hannah Marie : Take that!

  [Shines it in Bug-a-Boo's face] 

  Bug-a-Boo : [skids to a halt; sarcastically]  What are you, a coal miner?

  Hannah Marie : [confused]  But, my dad said...

  Scary Godmother : [covering up]  Uhhh Hannah, flashlights only work on... monsters that hide in your closets, yeah, and, uh, Bug-a-Boo is a monster that hides under your bed.

  Bug-a-Boo : [to Scary Godmother]  Nice cover.

• Hannah Marie : [looking in the fridge]  See anything you wanna eat?

  [Orson makes a move to bite her, but Hannah Marie sticks carrots onto his fangs] 

  Hannah Marie : I mean in the fridge silly.

  Orson : [annoyed]  I was just kidding.

  Hannah Marie : I know, I'm not afraid of you.

  Orson : [pulls the carrots off]  You should be! Someday I'll be King of the Night!

  Hannah Marie : Someday I'll be a movie star-princess-veterinarian-astronaut-ballerina. With a pony.

  Orson : [smiles]  Cool.

• [Harry is ordering pizza for everyone and Skully asks for extra cheese] 

  Bug-a-Boo : [with Hannah Marie]  Yeah! Extra cheese and olives! Yeah!

  [they high-five each other] 

  Hannah Marie : [looks at Bug-a-boo startled]  You? You eat pizza with cheese and olives?

  Bug-a-Boo : Yeah I like olives, so?

  Hannah Marie : I thought monsters ate little girls.

  Bug-a-Boo : Aw that's silly, little girls get the crust all soggy.

  [Hannah Marie looks at him horrified] 

  Bug-a-Boo : [laughs]  Just joking kid. It's my job to scare kids, not eat 'em. If I went around eating all the clients, I'd be out of work!

• Hannah Marie : [after accidentally startling Jimmy with her flashlight]  Jimmy! I'm sorry Jimmy, I didn't know how powerful it was.

  Jimmy : [annoyed]  What the heck were you shining that dumb thing around for?

  Daryl : Flashback?

  Bert : Flashback.

  Katie : Hit it.

  Daryl : [pretending to be Hannah Marie's dad]  Are you anxious to get outside with all the monsters pumpkin?

  Hannah Marie : [frightened]  Monsters?

  Katie : [pretending to be Hannah Marie's mom]  Oh, she'll be fine, she'll be with Jimmy and his friends. They're very responsible, especially that Katie. She's got a good head on her shoulders.

  Daryl : I'm just glad she's going with Daryl. He's so big and strong he can take care of any monsters.

  Hannah Marie : Monsters?

  Jimmy : [pretending to ring a doorbell]  Ding-dong.

  Katie : Come on honey, we both know that Katie will look out for her.

  Daryl : I trust that Daryl, with his boyish good looks and sense of fair play.

  Bert : [facepalms]  Good grief.

  Jimmy : Ding-dong.

  Katie : [in sync with Daryl]  Don't worry pumpkin, Katie will protect you from the monsters.

  Daryl : [in sync with Katie]  Don't worry pumpkin, Daryl will protect you from the monsters.

  Hannah Marie : [even more frightened]  Monsters?

  Jimmy : [impatient/annoyed]  Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong already!

  Katie : Oh, that must be Jimmy. I'll get it.

  Daryl : [hands Hannah Marie her flashlight]  Here you go honey, monsters can't stand flashlight.

  Katie : [pretends to let Jimmy in]  Hello Jimmy. Oh don't you look cute?

  Jimmy : [dryly]  Thanks, Happy Halloween. Hannah ready? Come on Hannah.

  Katie : Don't worry honey, if you get frightened Jimmy's promised to take care of you.

  Hannah Marie : Okay mommy, bye. Hey Jimmy wait up!

• [With the party food all gone, Scary Godmother and her broommates have decided to order pizza] 

  Count Max : Pizza, huh! Back in my day we'd never thought of putting cheese and sauce and-

  [Ruby elbows him] 

  Count Max : Pizza is a... groovy idea.

  [gives two thumbs up] 

  Hannah Marie : [giggles to Orson]  'Groovy'?

  [mimics the two thumbs up] 

  Orson : [groans]  I know, they're so embarrassing I could just live.

• Hannah Marie : [after the flashback about Hannah Marie's flashlight ends]  Yeah, that was a lot like it happened.

  Bert : [frowns, annoyed]  Hey I get to be in the next flashback!