NWA: Total Nonstop Action (2002–2004)

Mike Tenay: Mike Tenay, Self - commentator

Quotes 

• Mike Tenay : What would you rather see? A classic wrestling match between the likes of Flair and Steamboat, or a midget jerking off in a garbage can?

• Mike Tenay : Look out, Monty!

  [screaming as Elix Skipper prepares to throw yellow paint on Monty Brown] 

• Mike Tenay : Just look at that wide smirk on Scott D'Amore's face.

  Don West : It looks more like a shit eating grin if you ask me.