The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001 Video Game)

Harry Shearer: Charles Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Seymour Skinner, Otto Mann, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : Can you take me home? Thieves stole my police car.

• Mr. Burns : I'll be watching you.

• Chief Wiggum : Ow! Sat on my gun.

• Chief Wiggum : [after running somebody over]  I'd call an Ambulance, but those guys are jerks

• Reverend Lovejoy : Oh good lord it's the demon child!

  Bart Simpson : [evil voice]  Hi Reverend.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Burns : I've had it with you people complaining about my "scary glowing buses"! I haven't seen a display of civil disobedience this comptemptable since the Summer of love. You want the Transit system back? Then take it! But don't think for a moment, that you've seen the last of Monty Burns!

  [Mr. Burns laughes evilly and pulls a switch, opening a trap door] 

• Chief Wiggum : [after taking flight whilst driving]  Maybe pigs CAN fly!

• Mr. Burns : [after you avoid Mr. Burns while chasing you]  Steal my passengers, will you? We'll see about that!

• Mr. Burns : Steal any of my passengers and you'll pay for it my friend! You'll pay dearly!

• Mr. Burns : Another defiant motorist? You'll soon learn your lesson friend!

• Mr. Burns : Another driver on the road? Blast your hide to Hades you meddling fool!

• Mr. Burns : Well thank you very much Mr. 'I'm too good to ride the bus'! I hope you asphyxiate on your exhaust fumes and die a horrible death!

• Mr. Burns : A shiny new donkey to the man who brings me the head of Homer Simpson!

• Mr. Burns : Soapbox racers, electric cars. This is a transit town! Not the 1967 World's Fair!

• Mr. Burns : You'll rue the day you crossed C. Montgomery Burns!

• Mr. Burns : Let the fools have their automobiles, I say!

• Mr. Burns : I've seen circus chimps who drive faster than you do!

• Mr. Burns : [after ramming the player]  I haven't had this much pep since the night I cold-called Calvin Coolidge!

• [first lines] 

  [Bart is in the living room playing a video game; Homer stomps his foot down in front of the TV and pauses the game] 

  Bart Simpson : Dad!

  Homer Simpson : Quit playing those stupid video games, boy. I wanna watch TV.

  [Marge walks in carrying Maggie in her arms as Homer changes the TV over to Channel 6 News] 

  Kent Brockman : We're live in front of City Hall as joyless plutocrat, Montgomery Burns is about to unveil his new line of nuclear-powered buses!

  Mr. Burns : [at the podium in front of City Hall]  Behold the Burns Atomic Mega Bus! Faster, cheaper and completely safe!

  [pan over to a glowing radioactive bus and Hans standing next to it] 

  Hans Moleman : [weakly]  Please kill me.

  Marge : That poor man. I hope someone does kill him!

  Lisa Simpson : Those radioactive buses are a threat to the public health!

  Homer Simpson : Threat to public health, eh? That gives me an idea!

  [fade to sometime later as Homer has painted Homer 4 Hire on the side on his car in blue] 

  Homer Simpson : [to the rest of the family]  What do you think?

  [the family comes outside to get a good look at the car; Marge groans and Lisa shakes her head in disbelief] 

  Bart Simpson : Just get to the game already!

  [Homer starts the car and backs out of the driveway and takes off knocking over the mailbox and taking it with him] 

  Homer Simpson : Woo hoo! All right!

• Snake : Flanders house please. I got my eyes on their big screen.

  Ned Flanders : That's okay by me.

• Bart Simpson : Hey Otto Mann!

  Otto Mann : Hey Bart dude!