Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time (2001)

Kirby Morrow: Miroku

Quotes 

• Kagome Higurashi : Hey how do you like that? I'm only asking if you like the taste!

  Inuyasha : Wait! I knew something was missing.

  Kagome Higurashi : Something missing? What do you mean?

  Inuyasha : You know what I mean

  [digs through Kagome's backpack] 

  Inuyasha : Oh great, here it is!

  [He holds up package of ramen noodles. Kagome gets VERY angry and starts walking away] 

  Inuyasha : Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?

  Kagome Higurashi : [Growls]  Inuyasha.

  [Turns around] 

  Kagome Higurashi : Sit boy!

  [Inuyasha falls to the ground] 

  Kagome Higurashi : Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY!

  [Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground] 

  Kagome Higurashi : [Storms off]  Thanks for nothing!

  Shippo : I've heard her say "sit" before, but never like that.

  Miroku : Call it punishment for not considering Kagome's feelings.

• Sango : Thanks so much, Miroku. You saved me from... hmm?

  [Miroku is stroking her behind as usual] 

  Sango : [slaps Miroku]  Keep your hands to yourself, pervert!

  Miroku : You misunderstand. I was just making sure your flawless body wasn't harmed in anyway.

  Sango : Not necessary, thank you!

• Hatchi : No, please don't make me go there, master.

  Miroku : Come with us, or be sucked into my wind tunnel.

  Hatchi : Ah! Alright, alright! Crooked Monk!

  [Hatchi transforms into his squash form while they are still in a cave, grinding Miroku and Sango into the wall] 

  Sango : Don't transform in this small space you fool!

  Miroku : Now I'm really going to suck you up.

• Miroku : As a token of my gratitude for helping our furry friend, would you ladies kindly consider bearing my children?

  [Sango strikes him on the head with her weapon] 

  Miroku : Forgive me. It's hard to control myself around such beauties.

  Sango : Who asked you?

• Ruri : [about his wind tunnel]  I was waiting for you to use that power.

  Miroku : You what?

  Ruri : [Places her hand inside Miroku's]  You cannot escape my powers of duplication.

  Miroku : Duplication?

  [He closes the wind tunnel too late] 

  Ruri : At last I have it in my possession. Wind tunnel!