George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)

Keith Scott: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Huh? Wait a minute! Who the heck are you?

  George : Me new George. Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser.

  George Jr : Ha ha ha. Let's go, dad!

  [runs off] 

  Narrator : How did you get the part?

  George : New George just lucky, I guess.

• [George crashes into tree] 

  Narrator : And in case you were worried, the new George takes a tree as well as Brendan Fraser.

• Narrator : With Shep down for the count, George felt the need to rally his troops.

  George : Don't worry! George not know meaning of defeat! George not know meaning of most words. But especially defeat! And George will stand here just as long as George's name is...

  [George gets conked in the head by two coconuts] 

  George : ...Herb.

• Narrator : Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business.

  Ursula : George, the sink's stuffed again!

  Narrator : Well, kind of serious.

  George : Don't worry. George fix.

  [they go in front of each other, but George moves her to side] 

  George : Ok.

  [searches sink] 

  George : Ah.

  [continues searching and finds problem] 

  George : Huh.

  [pulls snake] 

  George : Hey, come here.

  [George pulls on snake, but it is stuck in sink. He strains and finally pulls the whole sink out] 

  Ursula : Oh!

  [looks up at George scoldingly] 

  Ursula : [George smiles sheepishly] 

  Ursula : [trips on plate]  Woah!

  Tookie : Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!

  Ursula : George, you better answer the bird.

• Narrator : Now that the prince is turning five, George is grooming his son to be the heir to the throne.

  [George is picking at Junior's hair] 

  Narrator : Uh... George, that's grooming him to be heir, not grooming his hair.

• Narrator : Meanwhile, that dastardly duo of damsels, Sally and Kowalski, were searching every nook and cranny.

  [Women search old woman] 

  Narrator : That's cranny, not granny!

• Narrator : As George gleefully greeted his performing pals. Ursula wondered if she'd ever come first.

  Ursula : [to herself]  I wonder if I'll ever come first.

• Narrator : Feeling dazed and confused, or more dazed and confused than normal, George sought professional help.

  George : [Tookie language]  Meekee kyukkya.

  Tookie : Aah... Tookie Tookie!

  [talking in unintelligible Tookie language and Tookie bangs head against pole] 

  Tookie : [angry]  Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!

  George : [abruptly stops]  George know Tookie trying, but need talk to brother Ape. Maybe Tookie fly to get brother ape?

  [pulls postcard from loincloth] 

  George : Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie?

  Tookie : Nu-uh.

  George : [sighs]  Then George just talk more.

  Tookie : [flies out]  Aak! Tookie Tookie!

• Narrator : Anxious to see his bankrubt bretheren Ape, but not wanting to stand out like a simian from the sticks, George made a stop.

  George : New George look pretty good in armani too.

• Narrator : So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate.

  George Jr : Dad? I'm afraid. What're we gonna do about mom?

  George : [sighs]  George not know. But Ursula not recognize George even before George level her. What Ape think?

  Ape : Either we should check the crate for pods, or she's in some sort of hypnotic trance. She doesn't know who you are.

• Narrator : Unaware of the threat both home and abroad, George and his extended jungle family took off on their first trip.

  George Jr : Look, look!

  George : Ooh. Las Vegas.

• Narrator : See if you can spot our discreet product placement.

  [Shep is wearing sneakers] 

  George : That's my Shep. Yes, that's my Shep.

  Ursula : Oh, the elephant's wearing New Balance.

  [faints] 

• Ape : I tell you George, it's good to be home.

  George : Maybe Tookie wrong, and Mean Lion not king. Jungle not look different.

  Narrator : Not different? Look at the signs, George! The signs! But George missed the signs, signs even an illiterate warthog would have noticed.

• Narrator : And they would've had their big, bonecrushing fight for the kingdom, had it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids.

  George Jr : The ear, George!

  [George pulls lion's ear and lion falls] 

  George Jr : Woah, cool.

  Ape : There, see?

  George : [sighs]  George wish life always this easy.

• Narrator : Feeling more alone than Sigfried without Roy, our dauntless daring defiant jungle gunslinger went out to save the Bukuvu.

  [George and dozers advance on each other] 

  Narrator : But soon his friends joined him. Like the Magnificent Seven, if they hadn't been magnificent. And they consisted of a dim-witted king, an elephant who thought he was a dog, an ape, a bird, a little monkey, and a kangaroo. They marched, flew, and hopped out to meet the enemy.

  Tookie : Tookie Tookie!

  Narrator : And just between you and me, it didn't look good.

• Narrator : But, luckily for George, after a delayed reaction to his insouciant iambic pentameter, the jungle's other vacillating varmits joined the fight with their potent potentate. For those of you without a thesaurus, that's: After a delayed reaction to his speech, the other animals joined the bruhaha with their king.

• Narrator : George realized that the only way to win was to fight fire with... coconuts?

• Narrator : George still had one more official duty.

  [kisses Tiffany] 

  Tiffany : George!

  Narrator : Helping Ursula bring her friends out of their hypnotic trance.

  [kisses Courtney] 

  Courtney : Ooh, George.

  [kisses Betsy] 

  George : Eee!

  [Betsy pulls him close] 

  Betsy : [while kissing]  But I still don't recognize him. Stan? Stan? Is that you? Hey, Stan?

• Narrator : Imagining the steel of the deleterious dozers separating his upper half from his lower, George led his troops in a slow and orderly retreat.

  [George panics and runs away] 

• Narrator : Yes, that's Ursula's foppish former fiancé, Lyle Van de Groot. You remember the graceful Van de Groot from the first movie.

  [the Narrator refreshes the audience's memory by showing the scene from the previous film when Lyle fell into some elephant droppings in the jungle] 

  Lyle : [humiliated and annoyed with the Narrator]  Was it really necessary to show that scene?

• Narrator : Ferklempt at finally finding each other again, George and his brother Ape had a big, emotional reunion.

  George : Hi.

  Ape : Hello.

  Narrator : Oh, come on, you can do better than that.

  [George and Ape hug and roll around on floor, hooting and laughing] 

• Narrator : Lyle and the women were still searching our simple simian's shorts.

  Sally : What now? It'll take us years to go throught the rest of these.

  Narrator : And it would have too, had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labeled them.

  Lyle : [searches one]  Ooh-ooh feathers.

  [searches another] 

  Lyle : Hyena burger.

  [searches a third one] 

  Lyle : Wait a second. Deed.

• Narrator : Lyle was celebrating getting the deed in a typically mature fashion.

  Lyle : [singing]  I have the deed, I have the deed, this is the deed I have, I have the deed...

  [Beatrice trips him] 

  Lyle : Aah!