George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)

Christina Pickles: Beatrice Stanhope

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Quotes 

• Ursula : Good morning, mother. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind.

  Beatrice : Well, there isn't really much to play with, but all right.

• Beatrice : You remember my son-in-law, George.

  Lyle : I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?

  [George shakes whole body] 

  Ursula : What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you.

  Lyle : That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.

• [Beatrice's phone rings] 

  Beatrice : Hello? Hello?

  George : [holding phone wrong way]  Hello?

  Beatrice : Turn the phone around, you idiot.

• Betsy : [to Ursula]  You belong back here. Soon your whole identity is going to get swallowed up by George and the Ursula we know and love is gonna disappear.

  Beatrice : And you deserve a husband who'd rather spend time with you than a gorilla.

• [Ursula sees muted picture of Ape on TV] 

  Ursula : There's something about that ape that feels really familiar.

  Beatrice : It's King Kong.

  Ursula : I thought King Kong was in black and white.

  Beatrice : Would you believe Hollywood? They colorized it.

  Ursula : Oh.

• Beatrice : We're dead meat.

  Lyle : I thought I was making progress.

  Beatrice : That ape has a better chance of running off with her than you do.

  Lyle : He does? Where have you heard?

• Lyle : [over phone to Beatrice, about deed]  Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. But where does he keep it.

  Beatrice : I'll ask him.

  [to George] 

  Beatrice : George?

  George : Hmm?

  Beatrice : Where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain?

  George : George hide in buttflap.

  [walks into vine and trips] 

  Beatrice : Enchanting.

  [to Lyle] 

  Beatrice : He keeps it in his underwear.

  Lyle : Now, the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here, so I can take it?