George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)

Julie Benz: Ursula

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Quotes 

• George : George lucky man. He's got Ursula, and Junior...

  [coconut falls on George's head] 

  George : ...and really strong head.

  Ursula : Honey, I wouldn't worry about Junior swinging. He's the son of the greatest swinger of all time. How could he not learn how to swing?

  George : That make George happy.

• Narrator : Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business.

  Ursula : George, the sink's stuffed again!

  Narrator : Well, kind of serious.

  George : Don't worry. George fix.

  [they go in front of each other, but George moves her to side] 

  George : Ok.

  [searches sink] 

  George : Ah.

  [continues searching and finds problem] 

  George : Huh.

  [pulls snake] 

  George : Hey, come here.

  [George pulls on snake, but it is stuck in sink. He strains and finally pulls the whole sink out] 

  Ursula : Oh!

  [looks up at George scoldingly] 

  Ursula : [George smiles sheepishly] 

  Ursula : [trips on plate]  Woah!

  Tookie : Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!

  Ursula : George, you better answer the bird.

• Narrator : As George gleefully greeted his performing pals. Ursula wondered if she'd ever come first.

  Ursula : [to herself]  I wonder if I'll ever come first.

• George : Sorry George late, but George had important royal duty to tend to.

  Ursula : In other words, you were playing coconut ball.

  George : And George score winning goal. Maybe sometime Ursula come out and try for cheerleader.

  Ursula : I tried once, but the gorillas turned me down because I wasn't pretty enough.

  [George kisses Ursula] 

  George : You look pretty to me.

  Ursula : Well, maybe you should tell that to the gorillas.

  George : George promise - tonight, spend whole night with Ursula. Okay?

  Ursula : Okay.

• George : Can George give Junior vine swinging lesson before we eat?

  George Jr : Vine swinging's a little dangerous

  George : [looks at Ursula]  Must be from your side of family

  George Jr : Vine surfing is much cooler.

  George : What dangerous about swinging? Swinging fun. George show you.

  Ursula : Honey, maybe that's not such a good idea.

  George : Why? It easy.

• [George wiping sink with asparagus] 

  Ursula : Honey? What's the matter

  George : What?

  [Sits on asparagus] 

  George : AAH!

• Ursula : Good morning, mother. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind.

  Beatrice : Well, there isn't really much to play with, but all right.

• Ape : Get her a nice present to help scratch it.

  [switch scenes] 

  Ursula : A backscratcher.

  George : To help with itch.

• Ape : George, this is Rocky. He's very honored to meet you.

  Ursula : Why do they call him Rocky?

  [bell dings and Rocky punches George's face] 

  Ape : Because when he gets nervous, he does that.

  George : [in between blows]  George... honored... to... meet... Rocky... too.

• Beatrice : You remember my son-in-law, George.

  Lyle : I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?

  [George shakes whole body] 

  Ursula : What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you.

  Lyle : That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.

• Betsy : Hey, don't hog the Choco-Blast.

  Ursula : I'll give you the Choco-Blast if Courtney gives up the Funky Monkey.

  Courtney : I'd have thought you'd seen enough funky monkeys.

  Ursula : I've missed you guys.

  Betsy : And we've missed you.

  Tiffany : Speaking of things you've missed, you know who's looking amazing? Lyle.

  Courtney : You're right. He's such a catch. He's charming, rich, sensitive...

  Tiffany : ...and is equally at home with small animals and children.

  Ursula : [sees them reading off poster behind them]  Are you reading that?

  [Beatrice runs off with poster] 

• [Ursula sees muted picture of Ape on TV] 

  Ursula : There's something about that ape that feels really familiar.

  Beatrice : It's King Kong.

  Ursula : I thought King Kong was in black and white.

  Beatrice : Would you believe Hollywood? They colorized it.

  Ursula : Oh.

• Ursula : I can't help feeling that something's missing. That somewhere, out there, something's waiting for me.

  [George swings in and Ursula falls off bed] 

  George : Sorry to surprise Ursula, but George can't take living without Ursula. George madly in love.

  Ursula : Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm married. Unfortunately.

  George : Right. George Ursula's husband.

  [pause] 

  George : Ursula more confused than George. But no time to talk, Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back. George put Ursula first, then jungle, hmm?

  Ursula : Listen, I've never heard of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband. Thought I have to admit you are quite attractive, and have these sinewy arms of a god! But I'm one of those old-fashioned types and I take my marriage vows very seriously.

  Betsy : Then can I have him?

  George : Sorry. George love Ursula more than anything in the world. Ursula mean everything to George.

• Narrator : See if you can spot our discreet product placement.

  [Shep is wearing sneakers] 

  George : That's my Shep. Yes, that's my Shep.

  Ursula : Oh, the elephant's wearing New Balance.

  [faints]