Party Monster (2003)
Wilmer Valderrama: Keoki
Quotes
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Michael Alig : Come to my party?
Keoki : Oh dude, thank you so much.
Michael Alig : You could be my boyfriend.
Keoki : Oh actually, um, I'm not gay. I'm actually here with a couple of babes.
Michael Alig : Well, let's talk after a couple cocktails. Drink ticket?
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Keoki : What's that?
Michael Alig : It's a kitty! Aw, it's our lovechild. We'll call him Skrinkle.
James : [voice over] As you dry your eyes, let me just say this about that. Skrinkle was just the beginning. Skrinkle begat Skroddle and Skrinkle and Skroddle were the Lego blocks of a strange new world he was building for us all. You were either a Skrink or a Skrod. I was a Skrinklada if I was good or a stupid Skrod lover if I was bad. Somehow, his dopey language caught on like his stupid parties.
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Keoki : Michael, what are you doing?
Michael Alig : Skrinkle and I just did all your cocaine.
Keoki : You did what?
Michael Alig : Well I just figured if you're gonna ruin our relationship by doing drugs I should see what all the fuss is about.
Keoki : Oh great, so now we have two drug addicts in the family?
Michael Alig : And Skrinkle makes three. Do you have any more?
Keoki : What do you mean any more?
Michael Alig : More as in more. Moron! What part don't you understand, duh face?
Keoki : Fuck you, I'm out of here.
Michael Alig : You're just mad because I did all your stuff and I didn't even like it. If you walk out that door I'm gonna kill myself!
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Keoki : [hesitant] Wow, I never thought I'd be taking a cab to the Bronx with a guy. I figured I come to the club... tell a few girls "no, not tonite"... It's just... ehh, you know...
Michael Alig : Get in.
Keoki : Okay.
