Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003–2010)
Sam Riegel: Donatello, Dr. Chaplin, Dark Donatello, Yellow Triple Threat, Utrom, Zippy Lad, Delivery Man, Mr. Hambrath, Shellectro, Swordsmith, Triceraton Guard
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Quotes
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Donatello : I was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now.
Michaelangelo : [Imitating Gary Coleman] What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Donatello : Well, allow me to explain: As you all may recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies.
Splinter : I remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute.
Donatello : The ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?
Michaelangelo : Because they were late for dinner?
Donatello : No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please.
[Drumroll]
Donatello : He was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?
Raphael : I think I speak for everyone when I say, "No".
Michaelangelo : Ladies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story.
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Donatello : Listen, if the Shredder hadn't have made the Utroms crash in the first place, then they never would have developed the ooze, and if they never developed the ooze, we'd never have been mutated. And if we'd never been mutated, we'd all be eating fish flakes in some kid's acquarium right now.
Michaelangelo : Wow. That's really deep.
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[the power goes out so Splinter lights a candle]
Donatello : Keep that flame away from Mikey. He just ate a double-chili pizza.
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Leonardo : Can you imagine being that alone?
Donatello : You know, things may get roughat times, but at least we have each other.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?
Raphael : Come here, knucklehead!
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Donatello : Piece of pie.
Michaelangelo : Mmm, piece of pizza pie!
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Splinter : How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Michaelangelo : This month?
Donatello : About 512, Sensai.
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Donatello : Geez, Master Splinter, now you're backseat Ninja-ing me too.
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Splinter : You should never have tried to face The Shredder alone. He is too powerful.
Donatello : You're telling me. I've got bruises that have got bruises.
Leonardo : And did you see how The Shredder walked right through that fire?
Michaelangelo : Yeah, he's like, "The Shredinator" or something.
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Donatello : The elasticity of it's flesh is too resilient.
Michaelangelo : And it's really rubbery too.
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[after entering a damp cavern]
Donatello : That's some stank.
Michaelangelo : Don't look at me, my brother. Remember, he who smelt it, dealt it.
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Donatello : That's one cool-as-shell machine.
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Donatello : Here's another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into.
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Donatello : The Gravity Equalizer. Don't leave home without it.
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Leonardo : It's getting awful ugly in here.
Raphael : Nah, that's just Mikey.
Michaelangelo : Hey, I was voted as having a smile that brightens any room.
Donatello : I sure you hope you can brighten up this one.
