Everwood (2002–2006)

Vivien Cardone: Delia Brown

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• Delia : I don't think I'm going to be a brain surgeon when I grow up.

  Doctor Brown : No? Why not?

  Delia : Well, for one thing, you have to wake up early. Even on Saturday.

  Doctor Brown : Yeah, that can be a drawback.

  Delia : And because I'm probably going to be a tap dancer.

  Doctor Brown : I thought you were going to be a fireman.

  Delia : I'm going to do that, too. During the day.

• Dr. Andrew Brown : Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, excellent choice, Delia.

  Ephram : Don't let her watch it.

  Delia : Be quiet.

  Dr. Andrew Brown : Am I missing something?

  Ephram : Eight years of raising her. She can't watch that movie, it upsets her.

  Delia : It does not.

  Ephram : Well, that is if you don't count the screaming and nights on my floor.

  Dr. Andrew Brown : Delia?

  Delia : Well, it used to scare me, but it doesn't anymore.

  Ephram : Ah, that's what she always says. Like a junkie begging for more smack.

  Delia : I'm not a junkie, you're a junkie.

  Dr. Andrew Brown : Nobody's a junkie in this house.

• Andy : You haven't even touched your... millet pilaf, at least try it.

  Delia : I don't want to.

  Andy : Delia, this is not a request.

  Delia : It tastes like shit.

  Andy : What did you just say?

  Delia : I said... it tastes... like shit.

  [Ephram starts laughing] 

  Andy : All right, that's it. You go to your room right now. Ephram, stop laughing.

  Ephram : [still laughing]  I'm trying.

  Andy : All right, you go to your room too. Everyone, go to their room this instant.

  Linda : I actually don't have a room here.

• [shows Ephram his new car] 

  Dr. Andrew Brown : There she blows!

  Delia : You can say that again.

  Ephram : Emphasis on blows.

• [Deila catches Ephram watching Madison exit a room with a dreamy expression] 

  Ephram : What?

  Delia : Boys are so obvious.

• Dr. Andrew Brown : Did you two find God nicely?

  Delia : Yep.

  Dr. Andrew Brown : Where was He?

  Delia : In the gas tank.

  Dr. Andrew Brown : I knew it.

• Delia : Are you having a fight?

  Dr. Abbott : Perpetually, child.

• [after Dr. Brown hangs up the phone looking upset] 

  Delia : What is it, Dad?

  Doctor Brown : Ohhhh, nothin'. A patient I diagnosed with the flue has life-threatening meningitis. And Phil the mechanic is psychic.

• Dr. Andrew Brown : You might wanna work on your bedside manner Ephram. You just cleared the room.

  Ephram : Yeah, I noticed that, thank you.

  Delia : Set the table doofus, if you can even do that...