Everwood (2002–2006)
Treat Williams: Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown
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Quotes
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Delia : I don't think I'm going to be a brain surgeon when I grow up.
Doctor Brown : No? Why not?
Delia : Well, for one thing, you have to wake up early. Even on Saturday.
Doctor Brown : Yeah, that can be a drawback.
Delia : And because I'm probably going to be a tap dancer.
Doctor Brown : I thought you were going to be a fireman.
Delia : I'm going to do that, too. During the day.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, excellent choice, Delia.
Ephram : Don't let her watch it.
Delia : Be quiet.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Am I missing something?
Ephram : Eight years of raising her. She can't watch that movie, it upsets her.
Delia : It does not.
Ephram : Well, that is if you don't count the screaming and nights on my floor.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Delia?
Delia : Well, it used to scare me, but it doesn't anymore.
Ephram : Ah, that's what she always says. Like a junkie begging for more smack.
Delia : I'm not a junkie, you're a junkie.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Nobody's a junkie in this house.
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Dr. Harold Abbott : My daughter is dating a paroled addict.
Dr. Andrew Brown : My 16 year-old son is dating his 20 year old baby sitter.
Dr. Harold Abbott : Barkeep, two more.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : What is that out front?
Ephram : A doe... A deer... A female deer.
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[about Colin]
Dr. Andrew Brown : Are you two friends now?
Ephram : Kinda. Turns out we have some stuff in common.
Dr. Andrew Brown : You mean Amy?
Ephram : Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with Amy.
Dr. Andrew Brown : So why don't you go sit with him?
Ephram : Because of Amy.
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Andy : You haven't even touched your... millet pilaf, at least try it.
Delia : I don't want to.
Andy : Delia, this is not a request.
Delia : It tastes like shit.
Andy : What did you just say?
Delia : I said... it tastes... like shit.
[Ephram starts laughing]
Andy : All right, that's it. You go to your room right now. Ephram, stop laughing.
Ephram : [still laughing] I'm trying.
Andy : All right, you go to your room too. Everyone, go to their room this instant.
Linda : I actually don't have a room here.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : The thing is, I promised Delia I wouldn't go out with her.
Edna : You also promised Delia a horse. I don't see Mr. Ed galloping around here.
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[shows Ephram his new car]
Dr. Andrew Brown : There she blows!
Delia : You can say that again.
Ephram : Emphasis on blows.
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Doctor Brown : Isn't he supposed to be dead?
Edna Harper : Yeah, I thought that was a little weird, too.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : Do me a favor, you know how you normally behave?
Ephram : Distant and miserable?
Dr. Andrew Brown : Yeah. Do the opposite.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : You know, when your mother died, a thousand people said a thousand stupid things to me and I just wanted one of them to give me a reason not to die.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : What is that out front?
Ephram : Doe, a deer. A female deer.
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[to Ephram]
Dr. Andrew Brown : Now, if you choose not to respond to my parental authority, I should warn you, I have mind altering drugs in the other room and I'm not afraid to use them.
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Doctor Brown : Are you dilated yet?
Rev. Tom Keyes : I'm not sure, but everything has a rainbow halo around it. You look like Jesus.
Doctor Brown : I get that a lot.
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[Re: All the marijuana growing in Irma's greenhouse]
Dr. Andrew Brown : Somewhere, Jerry Garcia is weeping.
Rose : I just don't know what Irma was doing with all this marijuana.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Well, I can certainly guess what she was doing with some of it.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : How are things with you and Amy?
Ephram : I don't know, we haven't been talking that much.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Oh, yeah... when did this happen?
Ephram : A while ago, you were too busy being clueless.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Oh. What happened? Did you kiss her?
[Ephram looks at Andy in awe]
Dr. Andrew Brown : I'm not THAT clueless.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : Did you two find God nicely?
Delia : Yep.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Where was He?
Delia : In the gas tank.
Dr. Andrew Brown : I knew it.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : So how's the Amy situation working out?
Ephram : What Amy situation?
Dr. Andrew Brown : Ohh... that good huh?
Ephram : Oh it's fantastic. I'm a really important friend.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : So have you heard? Everwood is now officially dope-free.
Ephram : Bright moved?
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Dr. Andrew Brown : I'll make it up to you, I promise I won't cook dinner for a whole week.
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Nina : You want a cup of coffee?
Dr. Andrew Brown : Only if it's spiked.
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Nina Feeney : Hi, I'm Nina Feeny. I'm your neighbor.
Dr. Andrew Brown : That's a weird coincidence because I'm your neighbor.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : Clue doesn't come travel sized?
Ephram : One of the world's greater atrocities.
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[after Dr. Brown hangs up the phone looking upset]
Delia : What is it, Dad?
Doctor Brown : Ohhhh, nothin'. A patient I diagnosed with the flue has life-threatening meningitis. And Phil the mechanic is psychic.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : [in a letter to Julia] Dear Valentine, come away with me. If I had a day with you and you only, I would enjoy the simple things. The things that, in the end, when time steals the rest away, are the only things we'll remember. I would paddle you across a still lake in a rowboat and read poetry to you until you fall asleep and I would never think about the hours. Dear Valentine, if I had one day with you and you only... I would admire every line of your face, every strand of your hair... Every graceful movement of your hands or your eyes or your body. If I had one perfect day... Don't you see? My heart beats only for you. Dear Valentine, these are the things I remember of my love. A warm hand, a warm breath. Your warm mouth. Your arms around mine... I remember feeling safe, cease-less. Like one person. The two of us still, at rest, entwined... I remember how I felt the first time I kissed you. It felt like the high dive. What do you remember? How will I ever know what was inside your heart? Where did they go? All the things we think and feel but don't say. Dear Valentine... These are the things I never told you. These are the things I need you to know. That I loved you always. And my love was so big, it lives still after you're gone. I'd like to tell you that I would do it differently. That if I had one more day I would do everything right. But I know that isn't true. I'd make all the same mistakes. That is except one. I wouldn't say goodbye.
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[to Ephram]
Dr. Andrew Brown : You know, your grandfather thinks I'm only half a person - and if you leave - he'll be right.
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[to Rev. Keyes]
Doctor Brown : I melt down, you practically carry me home, and YOU want to say sorry? You - you're like a saint, only annoying.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : You might wanna work on your bedside manner Ephram. You just cleared the room.
Ephram : Yeah, I noticed that, thank you.
Delia : Set the table doofus, if you can even do that...
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Edna Harper : I did pick up a thing or two from my 'rumble in the jungle'. Maybe they'd apply.
Dr. Andrew Brown : As long as you don't ask the cast to make necklaces out of ears, then, yeah, go for it.
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Dr. Linda Abbott : Every time I come here I feel like I've fallen down a rabbit whole into some other time and place.
Dr. Andrew Brown : I have similar thoughts every day.
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Doctor Brown : There's someone in my office...
Edna Harper : Gee, no wonder you brain surgeons make so much money.
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[after Phil diagnoses one of Dr. Brown's patients correctly]
Dr. Andrew Brown : The uhhh nurse at school was very grateful when I told her too.
Phil Drebbles : You told Hazel? Great, there'll be a mob here by lunch.
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Edna Harper : Phil Drebbles, Marcus Welby of the paranormal. Phil's just your average guy. Has a repair shop, sells a few cars here and there. Some years back, word gets out: he has predicted Sam and Jenny Hess will have a male child before the year is out. Only everyone knows Jenny can't get pregnant on account of her ovaries were malformed at birth. By St. Patrick's Day, Jenny knew she was pregnant. And around Halloween, Baxter was born. Well, you can imagine. The whole town beat for a path to Phil's repair shop. Finally about eight months or so, he makes the mother of all predictions: a flood is gonna hit Everwood...
[Dr. Brown chuckles as does Edna]
Edna Harper : ...and, well, by now, his word is golden. Everybody packs up, evacuates the town and...
[Dr. Brown finishes]
Dr. Andrew Brown : No flood!
[Edna chuckles again]
Edna Harper : Not a drop. Drought that year as I recall...
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[re: Ephram's new car which he's not all too thrilled with]
Dr. Andrew Brown : Voted safest...
[Ephram interjects again]
Ephram : Boat in the Navy?
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[inviting Linda]
Dr. Andrew Brown : Hey, can Linda come out and play?
