The Lion King 1½ (2004 Video)

Cheech Marin: Banzai

Quotes 

• Timon : Waaait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.

  Pumbaa : Uh, Timon? What are you doin'?

  Timon : Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... . would you do me the honor of becoming... . my bride?

  Shenzi : I don't think so!

  Timon : Shenzi Marie, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

  Shenzi : Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature.

  Timon : Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? I'm lonely.

  Pumbaa : Can I be your best man?

  Banzai : I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!

• Shenzi : [Timon is singing]  Oh, look, it's dinner and a show!

  Banzai : And I thought beans were the only musical food!

• Banzai : Look at them scramble.

  Shenzi : That's just how I like them: scrambled, and a little runny.