- Sonny: [Flashback as Sonny describes his 'gigs' to the others] Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had dinosaurs, E I E I O...
- Birthday Girl: You suck.
- Robbo: I can't believe you'd ask me a question like that. You got Angus Young, a god, and Axel Rose, a knob.
- Sonny: Ben, take the broomstick out of your ass. Sam's a dickhead. He's always been a dickhead. He always will be. So there's no point getting upset when he starts acting like one!
- Molly: You see, everything about me and Ronnie is valuable, even our ashes. You may not understand this, being so ordinary, but when I'm at a concert, I look past my happy singing fans and focus on the one person that isn't swaying, and I make it my mission to make them move.
- Amy: You still doing those shopping centre appearances, then?
- Sam: [Sam has just taunted another driver to get out of the van... and realised the guy's in a wheelchair] Shit, sorry mate. Look, how about I just run along, yeah?
- Van Man: Oh, very funny. Run along. Well maybe we'll just, ah, stand up for ourselves! Get him, boys! He can't run without legs!
- Sam: [Several other wheelchair people start ramming Sam] OW! The fuck are you doing? I said I was sorry!
- Van Man: I bet if we could walk he'd want to fight us. You discriminatory bastard!
- Sam: OW! You guys are mental!
- Van Man: No, we're 'disabled'. But I suppose a bigot like you would toss in mental disability!
- Mr Koyths: I know what he's trying to tell me... he was trying to say, he's been kidnapped! Bugger me! I hope they don't fuck him up the golera!
- Sonny: [Sam and Ben have just had a brawl, and Ben is walking away] You know, the day that Ronnie died, there wasn't a cloud in the sky. It was perfect weather. So Ronnie goes out to play some golf. Suddenly, out of nowhere, this storm just appears. Ronnie's on the fourth hole. He goes to tee off.
- [Flashback. We see Ronnie raising his wedge, when a lightning bolt strikes it]
- Sonny: You remember what the last song we all heard together was?
- Ben: No.
- Sonny: Thunderstruck.