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**SPOILER ALERT** Jessie (played by Beverly Lynne, earlier of `zombie-movie' fame) is a writer for `La-La' magazine who needs to come up with a powerful story on modern online dating in order to keep her job. Her live-in boyfriend Jonathan (Eddie Jay) eventually gets caught using Jessie's bed for sex games with his bimbo Cinnamon (Holly Hollywood). With righteous indignation Jessie sends Jonathan back to his beach bunny bimbos, suddenly and accidentally becoming single and available again. David (Daniel S D'Ottavio) Jessie's seemingly wimpy assistant haltingly admits to some experience with online dating, revealing his screen name as `Swashbuckler.' His personal example is a torrid affair with Zia (Diana Espen) who goes by `Little Devil' online. Her other assistant Lisa (Candace Washington) claims expert status in cybersex, supplying supporting evidence in the form of a steamy story about a `zipless' rendezvous with Hardy (Christeon Gordon) at a local gym. David and Lisa, while bickering with each other all along, join forces to convince Jessie to investigate the cyberdating phenomenon from the inside. They suggest, `Do it yourself so you'll know what you are writing about,' a position also being advocated by her editor Diane (Ava Lake). Meanwhile Nick (Christopher John Kapanke), a ponytailed photographer with a funny little voice, divides his time between sniping at Jessie about the foolishness of her project and having sex with `Supermodel' (Dee Summer) in his studio. Jessie's success in presenting herself as an unusually attractive cyberdater results in more `hits' than anyone could handle, so she carefully prepares a list of a five lucky guys. She meets them one by one in very controlled settings, reporting on the activities to David, Lisa, and Nick the following day. At first the guys she has chosen turn out to be larger-than-life obnoxious losers. Eventually, one of the dates, Paul (Tom Montreal), invites her back to his place. She accepts. They proceed to have sex. And suddenly another woman appears in the room watching. Paul casually introduces Anna (Shayna Lee) as his wife and `Isn't it going to be nice with all three of us now?' Jessie passes on the opportunity to the surprise of Anna, who claims to have been the one who made the date in the first place. Finally, the womanizing, conceited Nick, posing online as `the Mystery Man,' reveals his secret love for Jessie and she realizes that true love was closer than she had thought possible. Of course I have to say something here like, `Well, it's no work of Shakespeare, but . . .' And it is true that if you are looking for King Lear on VHS, it isn't in this box. However, like other Kelley Cauthen and Jennifer Byrne films, `Personals II...' doesn't take itself so seriously; it just shows itself to be a pleasant evening's entertainment. I continue to be pleased to see Cauthen's films provide entertainment without blowing up human bodies, setting up juvenile car chases, and obsessing on other cheap attention-getting techniques.

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Beverly Lynne embarks on a romp through cyberspace. She has to write an article on online dating and decides to jump right in so that she can learn about it firsthand. This leads to a lot of sex. Beverly gets to meet a bunch of guys who want to see her naked. I was not surprised by her luck in the dating world. A horny guy at the office is watching her date half the city and becomes concerned that Lynne is slipping away from him. He wants to be more than "just friends"…

Ahh, Beverly Lynne. Here's a sex star I want to like but her recent movies have let me down. She's been pretty dull in most of her recent flicks with the exception of "Bikini a Go Go". She's also cut off most of her beautiful blonde hair for some inexplicable reason. The good news is that "Personals 2" has her looking just right. She's got a slim, fit body with a great hairstyle to match. Hair is very important to me. It can make or break the woman. This is the look that she must get back to. Please come back Beverly.

"Personals 2" is a pretty decent sex flick. It's kind of a romantic sex flick as Beverly navigates her way through the internet looking for love. It could have been a little sleazier for my tastes. I would have been a little more creative in the couplings. All of the sex scenes are guy/girl with the exception of one girl/girl scene but even that one is set up as if the two women were madly in love with each other. Of course one of the women was Mia Zottoli so that's some good loving. Now a Zottoli/Lynne scene would have been nice. Yeah…Lynne could have been working late and Zottoli could have helped her unwind…Yeah…

Speaking of Mia Zottoli, let me pause my fantasy and say one thing about her: She is hot! Hot I tell you! Good Lord man! Her large breasts are mind boggling. I know because I've looked at them and they've boggled my mind. She has one sex scene on a table with her female lover and I could barely control myself watching it. In fact, I can barely control myself writing this comment. Just watching her arch her back on the tabletop almost drove me to madness. Can you tell I like large breasted women? I could have gone for some more Zottoli action in this one but that's true of all movies I see. Any movie can be improved with a little Zottoli.