- Nick E. Dangerously: Whatcha gonna do when the n.W.o... that's right, we're back and we're ready for the world!
- The Bean: If ya sniff what The Bean is brewin'!
- Triple J: Revolution will forever be known as "defining" as in we will define the best way of kicking your ass.
- Emery Derrick: I'm going to make a statement. I'm Shaggy and I think I'm going to hit myself in the balls.
- Dr. Breakin' Bones: Whatcha gonna do when I operate on you!
- Dr. Breakin' Bones: You can't beat the HMO with the Good Doctor! Woo!
- Little Drew Carey: I just want to say that my will is underneath my bed.