The Last Detective (2003–2007)
Sean Hughes: Mod
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Quotes
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Dangerous Davies : I think I'm being stalked.
Mod Lewis : I knew a woman who wouldn't leave me alone. She'd follow me everywhere, buy me clothes and give me money.
Dangerous Davies : Did you go to the police?
Mod Lewis : No. It'd be a cruel man who'd turn in his own mother.
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Dangerous Davies : Fancy a pint?
Mod Lewis : Well, I've never seen an unattractive one.
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[Mod Lewis has just joked that Dangerous Davies is starting to lose his hair]
Dangerous Davies : What do you call a row of rabbits marching backwards?
Mod Lewis : Dunno.
Dangerous Davies : A receding hare-line!
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[Dangerous is trying to give Mod a driving lesson. As Mod is changing gear, he crunches the gears]
Mod Lewis : That didn't sound too healthy, Dangerous. When did you last have this thing serviced?
Dangerous Davies : [yells] Clutch! Clutch! Depress the clutch! And I don't mean tell it your life story.