Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Phil Caracas: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Quotes
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[Jesus walks out of the lake with a small bottle of lemonade]
Jesus Christ : Lemonade?
Father Eustace : Will there be enough?
Jesus Christ : Oh, there'll be plenty.
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Jesus Christ : If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.
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Jesus Christ : Why lesbians?
Johnny Golgotha : They're deviants, no one will miss them.
Jesus Christ : There's nothing deviant about love
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[Jesus KOs a vampire]
Jesus Christ : [pats body] Body of Christ!
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God : Jesus...
Jesus Christ : Is that you, bowl of cherries?
God : Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?
Jesus Christ : I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.
God : You need help, Jesus, and I will not forsake it.
Jesus Christ : Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?
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Jesus Christ : [singing a song at the Dominion] I was born in a manger / doomed to live in danger.
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The Transvestite : Jesus, honey, you're a mess!
Jesus Christ : [weakly] How... did you know... my name?
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Jesus Christ : Not even this separates you from my love.
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Jesus Christ : [to the jive talking man behind the counter] Don't tempt me!