The Blair Thumb (2002 Video)

Steve Oedekerk: Vic, FrankenThumb, Hick Fisherman

Quotes 

• [Day after shark attack] 

  Stressy : Maybe it wasn't a shark.

  Jish : What?

  Vic : Well then, what was it?

  Jish : It was a shark!

  Stressy : Maybe it was a deer or something.

  Vic : I hate to break it to you, but deers don't have dorsal fins, okay? Deers don't have frickin' razor-sharp teeth, okay?

• Vic : Aw, spit, man, spit!

• Frankenthumb : I sorry. I got bad brain. Not help it.

  Vic : What did you do to Jish?

  Frankenthumb : Oh. He got broken up a little bit.

  Vic : Um sir, can we go?

  Frankenthumb : No. I monster, must kill. We party first?

  Vic : ...Um okay.

  Stressy : Sure.

• Jish , Vic : Mallow! Mallow! Mallow!

• Vic : Pre-death jam!

• Vic : Hey, what was that?

  Jish : Just a twig man

  Vic : Hey, twigs don't snap themselves man

• Vic : So, so what's your names?

  Jish : This is Stressy, and I'm Jish.

  Vic : "Jish"? What kind of a name is "Jish?"

  Jish : It's just a name, dude.

  Stressy : So is Vic short for Victor?

  Vic : No, Victim. My dad was bludgeoned to death!

  Jish : [Looks horrified] 

  Stressy : Sorry, dude...

  Vic : [laughs]