Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Candidate (2002)
Rob LaBelle: Sheldon Burger
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Quotes
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Captain Stottlemeyer : Okay, I'll call you back. I'll call you back. Okay.
Lt. Randall Disher : St. Claire just issued another statement.
Captain Stottlemeyer : Is he blaming us?
Lt. Randall Disher : Not yet. Just rah-rah stuff. He will not be silenced, he will not be intimidated...
Captain Stottlemeyer : And he *will* be blaming us, soon enough. Everybody does sooner or later. We gotta make a statement too. Is the press here? Who's here?
Lt. Randall Disher : The girl from channel 3.
Captain Stottlemeyer : The pretty one?
[starts to check his hair]
Lt. Randall Disher : No, the other one.
Captain Stottlemeyer : It's okay.
Lt. Randall Disher : Good. Who do you want on camera?
Captain Stottlemeyer : Me. I'll do it. I think it'll reassure people to see me taking point.
Lt. Randall Disher : Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer : Anything on the shooter? Say yes.
Lt. Randall Disher : The forensic boys are still on site, but nothing so far.
[Deputy Mayor Sheldon Burger comes in]
Lt. Randall Disher : Incoming... deputy mayor.
Captain Stottlemeyer : Oh, Sheldon Burger, who let you off your leash?
Sheldon Burger : I just came from the hospital. Bodyguard didn't make it. Mayor's on his way back from Sacramento. Look, I don't have to tell you, Captain. We're on a bus to hell.
Captain Stottlemeyer : I understand.
Sheldon Burger : If we don't slam dunk this, it's gonna look like we're not trying.
Captain Stottlemeyer : I'm not an idiot, Sheldon! I've got every available man on the case.
Sheldon Burger : No, you don't. Mayor wants you to bring in... your old friend.
Captain Stottlemeyer : [in disbelief] *Monk*?
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[Benjy answers the door holding his skateboard]
Sheldon Burger : Hi.
Benjy Fleming : Who are you?
Sheldon Burger : I'm Sheldon Burger, Deputy Mayor. Hey, ya like skateboarding?
Benjy Fleming : [over his shoulder] Mom! Something happened to Monk!
