- Ox: What's room service?
- Calvin Cambridge: Well, you're in a hotel room, and you pick up the phone. You dial 6. You tell them what foods you want, and they send it up
- [beat]
- Calvin Cambridge: for free!
- Dirk Nowitzki: Can you sign this? It's for my niece.
- Calvin Cambridge: Sure. What's her name?
- Dirk Nowitzki: Uhhh... Dirk.
- [Bittleman is playing electronic chess in his van]
- Frank Bernard: Mr. Bittleman?
- [Bittleman jumps, sending his chess game flying]
- Frank Bernard: Playing checkers, I see.
- Stan Bittleman: [disappointed] I was about to win.
- Coach Wagner: How could we lose to the BULLS? We're out of sync especially Calvin and Tracy, what's the matter with you two? The was your gimmie, now we're going to have to beat the raptors or we're out. You got that? We're going to have to tighten up guys, pull this thing together. Darn it!
- Stan Bittleman: Hey, hey, hey, stop, get off, get off Calvin, do not hurt Calvin, What are you doing?
- [to Calvin]
- Stan Bittleman: Are you ok?
- [to Ox]
- Stan Bittleman: Look do not hurt him, do you know how valuable he is to me?
- Ox: It's his sneakers that's how he can play so well.
- Stan Bittleman: You lay one more hand on him and our sleeping in the basement.
- [to everyone else]
- Stan Bittleman: All right everybody, go to sleep, it's all over. Good Night.
- Calvin Cambridge: Did I come here to play, or did I come just for a show?
- Coach Wagner: You were only here tonight to increase attendance, not to play.
- [last lines]
- Tracey Reynolds: Hey, you want me to leave the light on for you?
- Calvin Cambridge: Nah, I'm cool.
- Stan Bittleman: [comforting Calvin at the stadium entrance] Give me the sneakers, Calvin. Your game... is over.
- [Calvin knocks him aside with his scooter]
- Stan Bittleman: Aaah! Uhh.
- Calvin Cambridge: My game is just beginning.