- Shaye Saint John: Gawd, I'm signing so many autographs on the internet. They just love me on the dot com!
- Computer: What's your name?
- Shaye Saint John: Up.
- Computer: What's your last name?
- Shaye Saint John: Yours!
- Shaye Saint John: Up yours!
- Shaye Saint John: Cakes and pies, and cookies, and bon bons, and cream pies. Lemon meringue whipped twisters! Gawd!