The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

Clayton Snyder: Ethan

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Quotes 

• Miss Ungermeyer : Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?

  Ethan : I finished it.

  Miss Ungermeyer : You read eleven books?

  Ethan : I mean I read the list!

• Ethan : When are we going to eat spaghetti?

  Kate : Its like nine in the morning.

  Ethan : So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?

  Kate : I don't eat carbs!

  Ethan : So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?

  Kate : This experience is so totally wasted on you...

  Miss Ungermeyer : Craft! Sanders! Seperate!

  Kate : Oh, we did! And thank god!

  Miss Ungermeyer : Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.

• Miss Ungermeyer : You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!

  Ethan : Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.

  [pause] 

  Ethan : Why does everyone always look at me like that?

• Miss Ungermeyer : Gordon, you having a problem?

  Gordo : No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti.

  Ethan : You're the man!

• Ethan : The sting.

  Gordo : What sting?

  Ethan : You want a little mano a mano?

  Gordo : See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.

  Ethan : Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.

  Gordo : I actually feel my brain turning into goo.

  Ethan : Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.

  Gordo : Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.

  Ethan : Word.

  Gordo : [chuckling]  Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.

  Ethan : See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?

  Gordo : [annoyed]  You're wrong, man!

• Miss Ungermeyer : Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103.

  Ethan : Are those English or Italian numbers?

• [Gordo has just sacrificed himself to save Lizzie's dignity, and now he is taking an elevator] 

  Ethan : Love lifts us up where we belong.

• Miss Ungermeyer : Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?

  Ethan : Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.

• Ethan : [to Lizzie and Gordo]  We're going to the land where they invented spaghetti!