Where's the Party Yaar? (2003)

Kal Penn: Mo (Mohan Bakshi)

Quotes 

• Dr. Bakshi : I was looking at your statements.

  Mo : What statements?

  Dr. Bakshi : What statements?... What statements have you have?... Your credit card statements. $400 for car speakers. $1800 for rims. $80 at Starbucks... When your mom makes the best masala chaia, you're spending $80 for coffee.

• Mo : Hey, who's that?

  Ray : Oh Man! that's Jaanvi Valia, Man! She's a dime, Yo!

• Hari : Mohan, I could use a comb. I'm going to keep the comb.

  Mo : Want anything else? How about uh, how about some deodorant?

  Hari : Deodorant? I don't smell, do I? I use powder everyday!

  Mo : No no! That's good man! But deodorant, see look, it makes you feel fresh, light, and clean!

  Hari : I tried it once; it tickled me very much!

  Mo : But you should use it man... The ladies will love it.

• Mo : Can I get one for the other booby?

• Mo : Mr. Patel, your Toyota Camry lights are on!

• Ray : The FOBs, man, they're ruining us! We gotta sit down and figure out what we're gonna do. Maybe we should stop playing Indian music.

  Mo : Ray, it's and Indian party.

  Ray : Yeah... yeah.