Anger Management (2003) Poster

John Turturro: Chuck

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  • Chuck : Here's my phone number.

    [Dave reads it] 

    Dave Buznik : "You're gonna die, bitch"?

    Chuck : Oh, sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.

  • Chuck : Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark.

    Dave Buznik : Are you Jewish?

    Chuck : I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.

  • Chuck : After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out.

    Dave Buznik : So I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt.

    Chuck : Don't get cute, wise ass... But, yes.

  • Dr. Buddy Rydell : Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in mid-air.

    Stacy : Nice.

    Gina : I bet you beat her good.

    Dave Buznik : I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...

    Chuck : Liar, bullshitter, you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it, because you're a deluded piece of garbage!

    Dave Buznik : I don't know about all that but... now I know why you're here.

  • Chuck : I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

  • Chuck : I still remember the war...

    Dave Buznik : Oh, yeah?

    Chuck : Yeah... Remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming...

    Dave Buznik : Oh, you were in Vietnam?

    Chuck : No... Grenada.

    Dave Buznik : Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?

  • Chuck : What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?

  • Lou : I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?

    Chuck : Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.

    Lou : Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.

  • Chuck : You come down here before the black wolf swallows my brain! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Chuck : I think Eskimos are smug.

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