Anger Management (2003)

Heather Graham: Kendra

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Quotes 

• Dave Buznik : I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me... to... express myself... when I am on the verge of... exploding in my pants.

  Kendra : You are too cute.

  Dave Buznik : Get the fuck out of here.

• Dave Buznik : Kendra, even though I'd love to see you take that bra off because it represents a team I've hated my entire life, you gotta keep it on.

  Kendra : Why?

  Dave Buznik : Because I've got a girlfriend.

  Kendra : [she becomes angry]  I'm not a child Dave. If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it.

  Dave Buznik : No no no, I don't think you're a porker.

  Kendra : Well then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up, you all of a sudden have "a girlfriend."

  Dave Buznik : Because I do, I do. I do have a girlfriend.

  Kendra : Said the liar to the beached whale!

  Dave Buznik : You're not a beached whale! If anything, you could even afford to gain a few pounds.

  Kendra : Oh, so now I'm too skinny for you?

  Dave Buznik : No, no, no, no I didn't mean that.

  Kendra : Is this what you want, Dave?

  [stuffs her face with brownies] 

  Kendra : If I put on a few pounds, would you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?

  Dave Buznik : Holy shit.